(Also: it’s just Kelli and Mary this week, because Gabriella is off having fun in Mexico. We’re not jealous at all. We’d much rather be here, recapping this stupid show, obviously.)Read More
Welcome back, Riverdale fans!
We’ve been gone over the holiday break because the show was on hiatus, but now it’s back and more bonkers than ever. Did you miss us? We missed you. Let’s just jump right into it.