Emily: Hi everyone! Before we get into the episode, we want to acknowledge two things. First of all, this blog post is late, we know. Susan and I both have normal jobs that we unfortunately have to prioritize over these Bachelor recaps because we actually get paid to do this other stuff. So sometimes real life gets in the way, and these recaps won’t happen on time. We’re sorry.

Thing #2: Yes, there were five new women added to the show this week. We drafted the new women onto our teams at the end of the episode, so stay til the end to see who we picked. We won’t start counting their points until next week’s episode. And with all that out of the way, let’s jump in to WEEK 4 of The Bachelor!

We interrupt your week of celebrating Joe Biden and Kamala Harris to bring you Ashley I. reading erotica and Matt James kissing with his eyes open. Read on to find out who thinks “groin” is a sexy word and who gets interrupted by a herd of donkeys in this week’s recap!

It’s time for the Bachelor Season 25 draft! As a reminder, we draft our teams after the first rose ceremony, and no one earns any points during this episode. Read to find out who we picked to carry us to victory this season!